Man takes “HALF” of everything after break up! LITERALLY! He cut “EVERYTHING” in “HALF!” #WTF?!

We want pre-nup, we want pre-nup!

Shoulda, coulda, woulda.

A disgruntled man, to say the least, from Germany, cut everything he owns in HALF and is selling it on eBay! After his 12 year marriage failed, he’s not fighting his wife for half – he’s giving her half.

Literally.

Half a teddy bear – €51: “Although she doesn’t need a stuffed animal to snuggle, there are affectionate fellow workers for that.”halfteddy

Four nice chairs’ halves – €36.50: “The chairs are super as an art installation, or simply for people who like to sit on half-an-ass cheek.”halfchair

Half an Opel Corsa – €62: “My ex-wife wanted 50% of all our things, including our beloved little city car. Although it’s not clear to me why she’d still want a dinky old Opel. Her new guy is impressively motorized, I hear.”halfcar

Here’s the video showing some of the products being split in half! The eBay listings are available at the source link – incase you wanna buy something.

#WTF?!

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