You can always find weird ad’s on Craigslist, but this one might take the cake!
Sex for Potter Park passes?!
This lovely lass would love to accompany you to the Harry Potter theme park and she’s down for sexy time, if you take her!
Holding hands in public, cuddling in bed, but you must respect her because she is NOT a SLUT. :/
Slitherin right into hooker-ville.